My name is Clareece "Precious" Jones . . .

So, lets get started. Everybody was trippin' & going crazy about going to see Precious [including me], & oddly, i was SLIGHTLY disappointed. Don't get me wrong, it was a good movie, i just think that i didn't like it as much because i read the book prior to me seeing the movie. THE BOOK WAS SO MUCH BETTER. the movie always leaves out so much stuff, & that really grinds my gears. Overall, good movie, but i wish i wouldn't have read the book first. & another thing, all the talk shows & all the people were constantly going on about how amazing Gabby Sidibe's(Precious) acting was, but chile, Mo'Nique performance was ineffable. baby bye. i guess, because that was Gabby's first movie, but still, Mo'Nique... ooooooweeeee. [:
the movie was hilarious, moving, REAL, & something that you pray to God isn't based on a true story. so uhhh, yeah, go see it.
oh, & i fucking LOVED the Jamaican girl's accent. omg, i wish she would have talked more, lol.
& i loved that lesbian stud, Jermaine, she was so thuggish. lmao.

Even though you know you shouldn't, you will be ROTFL at Mo'Nique cussin' Precious out in the movie. But in the back of your mind, you just gon be sayin' "gotdamn". Like really, she was cussin' her out fareal. & the worst part is, she sounds like my mama when she cusses me out. [minus all the bitch callin of course. i wish my mama would call me a bitch. -- even though she did yesterday... but those were totally different circumstances]. anyhooter... her mama called her a fat bitch so many times i sat that & thought to myself "am i a fat bitch too?" like damn.
but here's some funny things to look out for [:
-mary(precious' mom) says that the house was smaller cus precious was in it. LMFAO!
-this random ass negro with this gold tooth kept coming out of no where.
-mariah carey's mustache "/
-that 170 year old man in the choir.
-& the rape scene. i shouldn't have laughed, but i did for a spilt second on the inside. & you'll know the part i laughed at when you see it.

hope that you guys go see this movie, even though i am kind of indiffernt about it, it still was an amazing movie. you won't regret it.